"Peter… Is your social worker in that horse?"
- an actual line from nbc’s hannibal (via fuckinghannibal)

My teenage years have just been Zach, Colleen, and I sitting on the floor of Barnes and Nobles and being yelled at to go sit somewhere else to read.

Stop harshing our vibes, man. Read this poetry with us.

Blydenburgh #vscocam

Blydenburgh #vscocam

lolcuteanimals:

Baby goat getting a checkup.

lolcuteanimals:

Baby goat getting a checkup.

xmakina:

unicorndeathrace:

I dont know who made this but whoever you are, I love you.

The greatest mashup of our generation

xmakina:

unicorndeathrace:

I dont know who made this but whoever you are, I love you.

The greatest mashup of our generation

I just hiked 5 miles in 2 hours and I want to lay down for a very long time.

I’m so sad that Raul Esparza isn’t actually 5’3”

kenobi-wan-obi:

dynastylnoire:

He goes in

I really want this whole thing in transcript or quoted, it’s perfect.

I want to go to bed but the cat is using my leg as a pillow and I don’t want to disturb her 

wish for magical powers and maybe also ice cream

I like the way you think

for the past year my 11:11 wish was to get into this school and I did

but now I need a new 11:11 wish because I’m a fucking loser

Draw Danny devito as a kitty